We Redone This One From Scratch Due To Requests For It To

The Nimrod Force Fuckshit KKK Smasher of Faggots X Alpha version .-KaOs.

Viking Gargantua (Replaces the Gargantua).

Filthy Controller (Replaces the Alien Controller).Billy squid/BullChicken (Replaces the Bullsquid).The most annoying Houndeye in the world (Replaces the Houndeye).SHE THICC Assassin (Replaces Female Assassin only in Campaign Mode).Soviet Army H.E.C.U Microsoft Sam Marine (Replaces the H.E.C.U Marine, No official name was given for it).Alienation 'Surrgeant' Snarkman/DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (Replaces the Snark).HOH SIS Grunt (Replaces the Alien Grunt).Nazi Soldier (Replaces the Vortigaunt, replaces the Nazi with the '90 Vortigaunt/Disco Vortigaunt in Campaign Mode).Gentleman Headcrab/Gentlecrab (Replaces the Headcrab).Lithuanian Chav/Slav/Gopnik (Replaces the Zombie).Black Mesa Security guard (Makes the guards Russian).Black Mesa Scientist (Makes everyone a freak).

The random scientist then tells the other scientist to shut up and that he knows he is going to start a Nazi apocalypse because he heard about his plan to do so, the other scientist then tells him to shut the fuck up and that there is going to be no Nazi apocalypse, the random scientist then says that as long as he's getting payed enough, everything should go smoothly.Īfter that, Fordon enters the test chamber and executes the test but after he does that he opens a portal to Nazi Germany and the scientist conducting his test reveals himself to be a Nazi and that he conducted the test to open a portal to Nazi Germany so that Nazis can come through the portal and invade Black Mesa and start the Nazi apocalypse. Fordon goes down to the test chamber to execute the test but before he could enter the test chamber, he finds himself face to face with a random scientist and the scientist conducting his test.Ī scientist tells Fordon that him and Fordon will have to have sex, the other scientist says that he is wearing a HEV Suit and he wouldn't be able to have sex with him because of that. The mod has been updated over time to provide a better gameplay experience.Īfter Fordon Greeman arrives at the Anomalous Materials Laboratory and donning his HEV Suit. Most of the characters are from memes from both video games and movies. The story is deliberately written to be as nonsensical and offensive as possible. Crack-Life is a stand-alone mod with its own story and unique characters.

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